Thursday, 22 April 2010

Shack Daniel's


Welcome to Shack Daniel’s!

A young establishment started by glorified fry cooks, we greet you heartily, and thank you for choosing to dine with us!

Our distinct, inimitable and exclusive menu is our primary USP, coupled, of course, with the beautiful location and serene atmosphere we offer you.

As you walk up the cobblestone path leading to our quaint, homely cottage, your senses will be assaulted not only by the aromas of delectable preparations, but also by the sweet smell of the lilies and orchids that dot the pathway you tread on.

All that we serve has been entirely prepared by us, down to every last ingredient. In the backgarden behind our chalet, we grow our own vegetables, spices, herbs and all the other exotic organic constituents of our menu items. For the chemically prepared ones, we have an in-house laboratory that we proudly man ourselves.

As you dine on the teak and wrought-iron furniture tastefully spread across our lodge, or on the terrace and lawns for when the weather has decided to be friendlier, your gaze falls upon the charming little pond right outside our shack, the chirping birds and the picturesque landscape. All this while the sun smiles down and wind flirtatiously whistles at you as you enjoy the meal we graciously prepare for you.

Our introductory menu is described below. We are in the process of developing it further, for your unparalleled pleasure. Do feel free to write us feedback or suggest items of your own, we would be happy to prepare them for you. Also, remember to beware of impostors, because there seem to be a couple lurking around in murky corners, trying to kidnap our clientele, armed with stun guns, gunny sacks et al. As any decent, refined gourmand will appreciate, we are the best at what we do.

INTRODUCTORY MENU FOR SHACK DANIEL’S:

1. Marijua-naan

2. Herbed chicken

3. LSDahi

4. Beef Blots

5. Beef Pot Rice

6. Crystal Methi

7. Crispeed chicken

8. Roast Hare-oin

9. Bhang-ed Duck

DON’T FORGET TO LOOK OUT FOR…

Our very own brand of cigarettes, coming out soon, for our esteemed and loyal customers only!

Our very own brand of alcohol, that will put the rival – and more popular JD – to shame!


The following map should help you find us. Local GPS also directs you here:

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